Get Better Gear!

Premier Sponsors

Other World Computing

TechRestore

Top 5 Free Apps

Release Date: August 05, 2009
Genre: Games
Release Date: May 22, 2009
Genre: Games
Release Date: August 29, 2009
Genre: Games
Release Date: March 27, 2009
Release Date: August 07, 2009

iTunes New Music Releases

Release Date: September 29, 2009
Genre: Rock
Release Date: September 20, 2009
Release Date: September 15, 2009
Release Date: August 25, 2009
Genre: Rock
Release Date: August 25, 2009

Top 5 Paid Apps

Release Date: April 22, 2009
StickWars $0.99
Release Date: March 31, 2009
Genre: Games
Bloons $0.99
Release Date: April 05, 2009
Genre: Games

Discover New Music

  • The Dresden Dolls

    • 10 out of 10
    • The Dresden Dolls
    • The energetic duet of Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione that make up the Dresden Dolls have created a wonderfully haunting sound in their self-titled album. They have been able to construct an imme

  • The Last 5 Years (2002 Off-Broadway Cast)

    • 10 out of 10
    • Jason Robert Brown
    • The soundtrack to this moving off-broadway musical is heart moving. The lyrics follow a couple in a relationship for five years, one point of view going forward in time, and the other tracing time fr
  • Playing the Angel

    • 8 out of 10
    • Depeche Mode
    • Oddly enough, Playing The Angel is a return to form for Depeche Mode, even though it may well be argued that they never truly deviated from their roots in their more recent offerings. In the

  • Another Day on Earth

    • 10 out of 10
    • Brian Eno
    • In his first proper solo release since 1996's relatively cold "The Drop," Brian Eno has constructed a whimsical and ecclectic masterpiece which is arguably one of the year's strongest records thus fa
  • Haunted

    • 10 out of 10
    • Poe
    • Dropping like a bomb on some of the blah musical offerings of her contemporaries, Haunted was one of the best albums of 2000, obliterating the competition.

      Ostensibly a tie-in to her brot

Reader Specials

Visit Deals On The Web for the best deals on all consumer electronics, iPods, and more!

Free on iTunes

Samurai Girl, Sonny Chiba, Tim and More

I love me some martial arts movies. Put Jackie Chan, Jett Li, Michelle Yeoh, and Jason Strathen in a movie together, surround them with hundreds..., no, make that thousands of bad guys, toss in some beautiful slo-mo CGI work and some fantastic, gravity-defying stunts and I will sell a kidney to watch.

I don’t know why, but martial arts movies have always fascinated me. Ever since I first saw Bruce Lee kick major butt in The Chinese Connection I was hooked. Sadly, if I punched it, I can barely dent a roll of toilet tissue, even the squeezably soft kind. So I get my kicks, as it were, from watching the experts do it.

This week on Free on iTunes I want to point you to two shows with martial arts themes.

The first is the new ABC Family series, Samurai Girl. I know, it’s a cheesy title, and the acting is almost as bad, but I found the free pilot episode fun to watch.

?

Want more cheese? The lead character is named Heaven. She’s hot in a Jennifer Garner sort of way, but she won’t win any oscars. What she and the show does have going for them is the martial arts moves, which are not bad.

OK, if Ms. Garner, playing Electra, and Heaven, played by Jamie Chung, duked it out who would win? Electra would send Heaven straight to..., well, you get the idea, and I’d sell the other kidney to watch that too.

Samurai Girl starts tonight (Friday, Sept. 5, 2008) at 8:00 PM EST, but if you miss it you can download it from iTunes.

The other martial arts show is a podcast. Actually, each episode is a clip of one of Sonny Chiba’s Street Fighter movies.

Ahhh, Street Fighter.

Most people don’t know who Sonny Chiba is, but if you’ve seen the Kill Bill duology then you’ve seen him; he’s the guy that makes the sword for Beatrix Kiddo (aka Black Mamba).

Back in the day, Mr. Chiba kicked more butt that Bruce Lee, but Bruce was better known.

Anyway, the Empire Shaolin Kung Fu Classic Films podcast offers bits Street Fighter for you to download and enjoy, presumably so you’ll want to watch to whole movie and go out and buy it.

Someone’s about to get his butt kicked

?

It’s a fun time watching these old flicks; they didn’t use CGI back then, everything was choreographed and nothing seemed beyond the realm of human endurance, or physics.

Grab a few clips and see if they don’t make you want to go out and judo chop someone. Just make sure they are smaller than you and don’t carry a gun.

OK, my third freebie this week has nothing to do with Kung Fu, Tai Chi, or Jennifer Garner.

I don’t get HBO (too cheap) so those of you who do may have already seen this. Those of you who are cheap like me, but love a good laugh (like me too) are going to get a kick out of The Life and Times of Tim.

Tim’s boss in The Life and Times of Tim

?

Think of Tim as a clueless Dilbert. The artwork is on par with Dilbert, but the situation are hilarious.

I love "The Corporate Challenge" episode.

There’s only 5 episodes so far, but more should show up soon.

Grab all five episodes of The Life and Times of Tim. Funny stuff.

That’s a wrap for this week.

In case you didn’t get enough of the Democratic and/or Republican National Conventions, or if you are just looking to relive all those glorious political moments, you can download highlights and speeches from each convention for free from the iTunes Store. More funny stuff.

More freebies at the iTunes Store, with direct links:



Vern Seward is a writer who currently lives in Orlando, FL. He’s been a Mac fan since Atari Computers folded, but has worked with computers of nearly every type for 20 years.

Post Your Comments

  Remember Me  Forgot your password?

Not a member? Register now. You can post comments without logging in, but they'll show up as a "guest" post.

Commenting is not available in this section entry.