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Lost Episode 3.12: "Par Avion"
Thursday, March 15th, 2007 at 4:00 PM - by Matt Springer
Episode 3.12: "Par Avion"
Original Airdate: March 14th, 2007
Im not even really sure what to say.
I dont think theres been an episode of Lost yet where I havent had some form of immediate gut reaction, whether it was "OH EM GEE that were AWESOHMEY!" or "Good gravy, that stank up the joint."
Last night, I watched "Par Avion" and shut off the television afterward in a state of near-numbness. That quickly led to near-panic, as I realized I had a review due in 24 hours and absolutely NOTHING to write in it.
But its the numb part thats intriguing. Lost can be very very good; it can be very very bad. What it has never been for me is very very boring.
So what made "Par Avion" such a snoozer? Let me count the ways:
1) Claire. I know, I know--Im the first person to whine when theres too many Jack/Kate/Sawyer flashbacks, and I appreciate it when the writers at least pretend that they give a crap about anyone else on the island. But Claire? Come on. If shes not at the top of the current kill list in the writers room, Ill eat my hat. My delicious chocolate hat.
2) Jacks dad also being Claires dad. This was not any kind of substantial "revelation" to me, as it seemed telegraphed many episodes ago when the writers first explored Jacks father and what he was doing in Australia. It also has less than no payoff, since as the flashback occurs, Claire is too busy bitching about birds and Jack is playing football with the Others.
3) Those wacky wandering castaways. Really, what did they even accomplish this episode? They threw a guy into a "sonic disruptor," or some such nonsense, then built a tree branch "ladder" to climb over the disruptor, then saw Jack. Thats it. The only portion that appealed to me at all was Sayid actually bickering with Locke, which was unexpected, since usually the writers forget what happened the last episode and dont really move character relationships forward in any interesting way.
4) The whole bird thing. Ill admit--tying a note to the leg of the nearest bird hadnt occurred to me quite yet. But then, Im not ACTUALLY trapped on a desert island in the middle of nowhere. If I were, I can guaran-damn-tee you that Id be spending all day, every day thinking of new ways to try and get home. Thats when Id notice the birds.
5) Desmond and Charlies obtuseness with Claire. Talk about artificial, convoluted drama. Why not just tell her whats going on? How will this piece of strange, shocking news suddenly freak her out when shes spent nearly three months living on an island where polar bears live in the tropical jungle and a big smoky black monster appears out of nowhere to kill people?
6) Lockes reason for joining Kate and Sayid on their trek to rescue Jack. An interesting character beat, but largely pointless, since the previews for next week already show Locke confronting Ben. Which, again, is interesting and a decent wrinkle. But why make it some kind of big secret when youre going to reveal said big secret twenty to thirty minutes later in a preview for next week?
Thats all I got. And that wasnt even frustrating to type. What can you say about a show when it bores you? Apparently, a few things.
iTunes Links:
Lost Series
Lost Season 3
"Par Avion"
Vern Seward is a writer who currently lives in Orlando, FL. He’s been a Mac fan since Atari Computers folded, but has worked with computers of nearly every type for 20 years.
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